bumper sticker.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

So I saw one of those stickers that says "drum machines have no soul".. you know I've seen those for years.. and they always make me mad. Of COURSE drum machines have no soul. But you know what? NEITHER DO DRUMS. Drums are cylinders of wood and metal and plastic. You know what's not on that build sheet? A SOUL. Drums, drum machines, pianos, guitars, sousaphones, snoopy jaw harps, EVERY INSTRUMENT is a TOOL*. Dang idiots with their bumper stickers.

* Yes, I am aware that the human voice is indeed attached to said human, and as such contains a soul. But for the purpose of our exercise, let's assume the vocal chords, diaphragm, etc. are also an instrument, controlled by the human EMOTION that comes from the human SOUL that operates said instrument.

/rant off

posted by Laine at 12:38 AM   |  

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